Eye boogers.

My eyes feel like they're bleeding. I cannot stop rubbing/itching/attempting to claw them out of my face in hopes of some type of temporary relief. My sinuses are so swollen that I can actually see my cheeks if I look down. My co-worker told me I look "puffy." I must admit, I look like I was attacked by a swarm of bees, but nobody wants to hear they look "puffy." Gross. Help me. After work I have a date with some allergy medication and a mask. If you need me, you can find me in bed, sulking, hating spring.