oh what can i say about p b & j?
the meal that i have at least once a day,
it's sticky and sweet and creamy and cold
it makes me not care that my bread is covered in mold,
it satisfies and is a healthy alternative to junk
but there is one thing, the p b must have chunks,
for p b that's smooth is not quite as great
and my raspberry preserves deserve the best mate,
but, alas, i admit that i will not discriminate
for p b & j is my lunchtime escape,
now my stomach is happy and the protein will keep me strong
if only i could eat p b & j all day long.